Britney

The other day I was chatting with my good friend
And he let me know that Britney Spears had recently been canonized
In a low cut, high thigh midnight
She had solemnly proceeded down the isle for the first time
And hands on each shoulder received the rewards of her labor
Our once virgin, now saint
It made sense I suppose, from hard work she had ridden the mediocrity of her voice and her music, a perfect fit for the mediocrity of American taste.